Is Justin Bieber just not your thing? When you hear his high-pitched voice on the radio, do you want to scream? Do you cry tears of rage when you see boys with bangs that put A Flock of Seagulls to shame?
Well, just your luck! The Internet, content to fix all your problems as always, now has a new version of Bieber’s hit single, “U Smile.” Nope, it’s not a remix with Pitbull, but rather, it is the track slowed down 800%. The result is something Sigur Rós would put out—trippy, relaxing background music, much akin to waves crashing on a beach while monks chant your secret mantra.
Here’s a fun game to play. Get your indie friends together and tell them you’ve just made a great find. Wait until they’ve listened to all 35 minutes before telling them the true artist. It will be a truly life-changing experience for all.