ARTIST: Chris Staples
SONG: “Black Tornado”
BIRTHPLACE: Fort Walton Beach, FL
AMBITIONS: More focused on what I shouldn’t do.
TURN-OFFS: Ayn Rand, people who get really annoyed at others who can’t use your/you’re correctly. I say, can’t you understand context?
DREAM GIG: Perform at Mount Olympus among the Flames of Olympus… spontaneous fires that seep out of the ground. Maybe cook a hotdog there.
THE LAST MOVIE THAT MADE ME CRY: Moonrise Kingdom.
CELEBRITY CRUSH: Elizabeth Hurley
WHAT MAKES A WOMAN SEXY: That certain something.
5 THINGS EVERY MAN SHOULD OWN: A dovetail jig, The Complete Book of Knots, Craftsman wrench set (metric and standard), Willie Nelson’s Stardust, and a weed grinder.
I NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT: locking the door behind me.
I WROTE THIS SONG: during a bout of Jungle Fever.