ARTIST: Michael Castro
SONG: “What’s It Gonna Be?”
BIRTHPLACE: Dallas, TX
AMBITIONS: To vibe it out, meet a nice woman, and have babies.
TURN-OFFS: Girls that post 1000 pictures of themselves an hour. And if they’re making the duck face that’s a bonus turn-off. (Side note to the ladies: When posting your next self portrait on facebook… ask yourself, “What is this one going to accomplish that the last 100 didn’t?”)
TURN-ONS: Natalie Portman. Whiskey. Women that make me good sandwiches.
DREAM GIG: On the island from “Lost” singing “You All Everybody” with Charlie on the BGV’s. Also the audience would consist entirely of Victoria’s Secret models and Natalie Portman. Nailed it.
PETS: The General (he’s a yorkie poo and my good friend)
LAST TIME I LAUGHED SO HARD IT MADE ME CRY: I’m not bipolar. So I don’t do this.
WHAT MAKES A WOMAN SEXY: Easy. If she is, “sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality: the sexiest professor on campus.” -The Dictionary.
5 THINGS EVERY MAN SHOULD OWN: Beef jerky. The Rocky series, preferably the box set. Xbox. Gun. Animal.
I NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT: brushing my teeth.
I WROTE THIS SONG: with Hannah Miller. She’s cool. Check her out.