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3 Absurdly Funny Punchlines in Famous Songs

Some famous musicians knew how to inject a respectable amount of comedy into their songs without coming off as cheesy. Weโ€™re particularly fond of these three funny punchlines in famous country and rock songs. Letโ€™s take a look, shall we?

1. โ€œFool In The Rainโ€ by Led Zeppelin

In Through the Out Doors is probably Led Zeppelinโ€™s jazziest album, and there are some pretty obvious Tom Waits inspirations in the track โ€œFool In The Rainโ€. And like Waits, Robert Plant managed to drop a slapstick joke into the song.

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โ€œFool In The Rainโ€ tells the tale of a man who loses the object of his affection when she ditches him on a date. As time goes by, the rain pours on, and the lyrics get sadder despite the upbeat melody. By the end of the song, Plant reveals that the โ€œfoolโ€ in question simply was waiting on the wrong block for his date. Back in the day, before smartphones were a thing, this wasnโ€™t exactly an uncommon goof.

2. โ€œA Boy Named Sueโ€ by Johnny Cash

This wouldnโ€™t be a list of funny punchlines in famous songs without mentioning the country classic โ€œA Boy Named Sueโ€ by Johnny Cash. In this song, Cash tells the story of a boy who was given the name Sue by his deadbeat dad. The girly name leads our โ€œheroโ€ down a road of constant bullying.

Sue eventually finds his absent father and more or less beats the crap out of him. By the end of the song, Cash reveals the punchline: Sueโ€™s father gave him that name because he knew he wouldnโ€™t be around, and wanted his son to grow up tough. The two make amends, with Sue swearing heโ€™ll name his future son something like Bill or George.

3. โ€œThe Man Who Couldnโ€™t Cryโ€ by Loudon Wainwright III

Funny punchlines in famous songs often start with a huge bummer. In the song โ€œThe Man Who Couldnโ€™t Cryโ€ by Loudon Wainwright III, our narrator blends together cynicism with humor.

In this song, a sad soul hits a streak of bad luck when his dog gets run over by a car and he loses his job. He is also left by his wife, loses an arm in โ€œthe warโ€, and is wrongfully sent to prison. The whole time, the character in question doesnโ€™t cry. 

The dark punchline reveals that the person in question was sent to an insane asylum, where he cried nonstop for 40 days until he died from dehydration. By the end of the song, he reunites with his dog and his arm, and everything starts going his way. If youโ€™ve got a dark sense of humor, this song is at least worth a sensible chuckle.

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