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ARTIST: Brandon Jazz & His Armed Forces
SONG: “Radical Luv”
BIRTHDATE: Summer ’86
BIRTHPLACE: 32 miles SW of Seattle, Washington in The City of Destiny. More specifically: Fort Lewis US Army Base.
AMBITIONS: Total power, maximum neon, and everlasting life for myself plus all of my brothers & sisters.
TURN-OFFS: Laziness, poor grammar, cruel hearts, other people’s pets, and children.
TURN-ONS: Nudity, semi-nudity and implied-nudity.
DREAM GIG: Headlining the first show broadcast live from Newt Gingrich’s moon station. Phil Collins, Kanye West, and Junior Senior support.
TV ADDICTIONS: I’ve been learning things about myself in former lives by watching Aaron Sorkin’s now-defunct television program The West Wing.
PETS: n/a
WORST JOB I EVER HAD: Any job I’ve ever had that failed to financially reward me for my premium dancing skills and/or impeccable sense of humor.
5 THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL SEXY: showers, mirrors, not wearing pants, men’s locker rooms, and Gold Bond extra strength menthol powder.
5 THINGS EVERY MAN SHOULD OWN: A finely tailored suit, a copy of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, a set of LED MegaBars with smoke machine, a Customer Rewards card from a local pizza joint, and an iPhone.
I WROTE THIS SONG: Yeah, so what?
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