The meaning behind Van Halen’s 1984 classic, “Hot For Teacher,” has little to do with education. Well, maybe just physical education. The blood-pumping, hormone-raging rock standard is a perfect display of what the raunchy rockers – David Lee Roth, Michael Anthony, and Eddie and Alex Van Halen – did best.
Behind the Lyrics
Which came first, the song or the saying? Being “hot for teacher” is a common euphemism for lusting after an authority figure, like a student after a teacher. If the adage came first, the Van Halen song certainly drove home the sentiment. “Hot For Teacher” is a lustful, detention-worthy tune about a student’s sexual fantasies toward their instructor.
Using sex as a musical subject was not out of the norm in the hits of the ’80s, especially when it came to Van Halen. Teased-haired, tongue-wagging sex symbols themselves, Van Halen ruled the decade with their anthemic sound, infectious energy, and, in this case, classroom antics.
What do you think the teacher’s gonna look like this year?, the rockers call out against the rapid-fire hammering of the double bass drum intro. “Hot For Teacher” opens in stuttering, T-t-teacher stop that screaming / Teacher don’t you see? / Don’t wanna be no uptown fool.
Frontman David Lee Roth’s not-so-sly vocals keep nothing secret as he sings about his desires. Maybe I should go to hell / But I am doin’ well / Teacher needs to see me after school, he sneers before the chorus plays, I think of all the education that I missed / But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I’m hot for teacher
I got it bad, sooo bad
I’m hot for teacher
Feverish, the band’s attraction toward their teacher is undeniable, their thirst unquenchable. “I brought my pencil!” Roth calls out before the next verse. By pencil, he definitely doesn’t mean pencil. “Gimme something to write on, man!”
The song continues with, I heard about your lessons / But lessons are so cold / I know about this school / Little girl from Cherry Lawn / How can you be so bold? / How did you know that golden rule? The Van Halen members make it clear they have no interest in learning, unless the subject is anatomy. Again, the chorus plays, reaffirming they’ve Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad / I’m hot for teacher.
The Music Video
The music video, just as iconic as the song itself, illustrates the message of “Hot For Teacher” by depicting the rockers as their younger selves in a classroom full of temptation.
Co-directed by the band’s frontman, the video was filmed at John Marshall High School in Los Angeles. It opens on a blundering young boy named Waldo and follows his grade school tribulations alongside the child band members. Everything is presented in black-and-white until the teachers appear.
Lighting up the classroom, two bikini-clad models – Miss Canada’s 1981 runner-up, Donna Rupert, along with Lillian Müller – portray the chemistry and physical education teachers, respectively. Lessons, dance sequences, and glimpses into the future flash throughout the footage as the song plays.
Watch what became of Waldo and the band after years of grueling lessons.
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