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3 Famously Bad Songs by Famously Good Musicians

Consistency isnโ€™t always possible when youโ€™re a famous musician. A single artist could put out countless hits that top the charts, and still manage to release a track or two that just doesnโ€™t hit well at all. Letโ€™s take a look at three classic examples of bad songs by objectively good musicians!

1. โ€œSmart Girlsโ€ by Brian Wilson

Who knew that Brian Wilson would end up on this list? The songwriting mastermind behind The Beach Boys has rarely penned an objectively bad song; heโ€™s just on another level of artistry. That being said, even the best of the best can have bad ideas. And โ€œSmart Girlsโ€ was a really bad idea.

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This โ€œlostโ€ song by Brian Wilson was put together in 1991. It was basically his hip-hop project, and some would even consider the song to be in the realm of outsider music. When you really listen to it, though, this song is basically Wilson rapping for four minutes with a level of camp thatโ€™s almost admirable. Stillโ€ฆ itโ€™s not an easy listen.

2. โ€œIced Honeyโ€ by Lou Reed and Metallica

There are many bad songs by good musicians out there, but there arenโ€™t as many bad collaborative albums by world-famous musicians and bands. Lou Reed and Metallica famously collaborated for the 2011 album Lulu with the best of intentions to do something totally different. 

Critics and audiences alike hated the album, โ€œIced Honeyโ€ included. However, the record has become something of a cult classic among fans of either party. Itโ€™s avant-garde, people! Though, we recommend skipping this one if you arenโ€™t a fan of spoken word poetry over heavy metal instrumentals.

3. โ€œWiggle Wiggleโ€ by Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan could easily make any list of bad songs by good musicians several times with several songs. Heโ€™s a genius songwriter, but his periods of experimentation have yielded mixed results. 

โ€œWiggle Wiggleโ€, unfortunately, is an experiment that didnโ€™t have much payoff. The whole of this tune seems like it was written in jest. Bringing Slash into the mix was weird, and even the Guns Nโ€™ Roses guitarist himself said that recording the song was โ€œsuch a bad experience.โ€

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