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5 Classic Songs That Use Inanimate Objects or Unusual Language To Describe Heartache and More

The human experience is only so unique from person to person, and in the same way, songs about universal circumstances will only be so unique, too. Songwriters have been using words like โ€œlove,โ€ โ€œheart,โ€ โ€œmy girl/boy,โ€ โ€œmy woman/man,โ€ and even prepositional phrases like โ€œout the doorโ€ and โ€œin their armsโ€ to describe heartache, love, and more.

But every so often, a songwriter will have a stroke of creative genius and find a way to relate these innately human phenomena to inanimate objects. Perhaps the object is a metaphor for something larger than itself. Sometimes, the object is a place or location thatโ€™s given precedence over the people who find themselves there.

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In all five cases below, the songwriters expertly weave in inanimate imagery to speak to neuroses and experiences that are all-too painfully human.

โ€œThree Cigarettes In An Ashtrayโ€ by Patsy Cline

Patsy Clineโ€™s โ€œThree Cigarettes In An Ashtrayโ€ was written by Eddie Miller and W.S. Stevenson. The deep cut, which later appeared on Clineโ€™s eponymous debut, places an ashtray at the center of a love triangle. First, there are two cigarettes in the ashtray. Then, when the other woman comes and steals the man away from the narrator, she sings about there being three cigarettes in the ashtray. (Fun fact: if you visit Patsy Clineโ€™s home in Winchester, Virginia, they have three cigarettes in a stand-up ashtray, two of which have lipstick around the filter.)

โ€œHello Wallsโ€ by Faron Young

โ€œHello Wallsโ€ comes from a particularly prolific period in Willie Nelsonโ€™s career as a songwriter, during which he churned out country standard after country standard. Faron Youngโ€™s rendition of this melancholy track helped elevate the song into such a status. In this classic heartbreak tune, the narrator sings to the walls and windows of his home, asking if they miss the woman who left him as much as he does. Nelsonโ€™s personification of these inanimate objects paints an even lonelier picture of a man sitting in an empty house, making the song even sadder.

โ€œThe Chairโ€ by George Strait

George Straitโ€™s 1985 hit, โ€œThe Chairโ€, uses the location of two people falling in love as the central point of the song. Songwriters Hank Cochran and Dean Dillon did a tremendous job establishing the different phases of the two charactersโ€™ relationships in a one-sided conversation. First, the clunky intro. Then, they get to know each other. They reveal theyโ€™re both single. Eventually, the pair leaves together. And through it all, the one constant that keeps the listener rooted in the story is that image of a swivel stool in a crowded dive bar.

โ€œMacArthur Parkโ€ by Donna Summer

If someone were to take the lyrics to โ€œMacArthur Parkโ€ at face value, they might assume that someone is really, really letting a ruined cake bring them down. But therein lies the magic of Jimmy Webbโ€™s songwriting for this iconic tune first made famous by Richard Harris (and later by Donna Summer). The cake being left out in the rain isnโ€™t an actual cake. Itโ€™s the narratorโ€™s relationship with the unnamed subject of their lamentations. Just like in Patsy Clineโ€™s song, the inanimate object becomes the emotional crux, the physical representation of internal pain.

โ€œBrand New Keyโ€ by Melanie

Melanieโ€™s upbeat ditty about how having a โ€œbrand new pair of rollerskatesโ€ while the songโ€™s subject has a โ€œbrand new keyโ€ sounds like a lighthearted, childlike tune upon first listen. But the roller skate key isnโ€™t the important part of the song. Whatโ€™s important is that the key gave the narrator a reason to go over to her beauโ€™s house, which is how she realizes that something is amiss in their relationship. The inanimate object, the key, then turns Melanieโ€™s track into a moving-on song, implying that sheโ€™s on a new path without the person ignoring her affection.

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